KoozeDeer
Well-Known Member
I own a musket for home defense, since that’s the way the founding fathers intended.
*Four ruffians break into my house *”What the devil!” as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky flint lock rifle. *Blow a golf ball sized hole in the first man, he’s dead on the spot. *Draw my pistol on the second man, missing because it’s a smooth bore and blowing a hole in the neighbors latrine. *I have to resort the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs. *”Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off several car alarms. *Fixed bayonet charge on the last rapscallion. *Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stick up.
Just as our founding fathers intended
*Four ruffians break into my house *”What the devil!” as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky flint lock rifle. *Blow a golf ball sized hole in the first man, he’s dead on the spot. *Draw my pistol on the second man, missing because it’s a smooth bore and blowing a hole in the neighbors latrine. *I have to resort the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs. *”Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off several car alarms. *Fixed bayonet charge on the last rapscallion. *Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stick up.
Just as our founding fathers intended
