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i just learned something new today about rainbows. they appear as full circles when you're in the sky, they only appear as half circles from the ground because there's no rain below the person viewing it. be safe

my neighbor complained about my dogs chasing his kids on bikes, i told him there's no way, my dogs don't have bikes. be safe

walking is hard on my left foot. while working in Thailand, i was riding my motorcycle home from lunch when a thai turned into my right foot, i weighed about 220 lbs then. i dont know how far i landed from my cycle but i landed on my left foot sideways. still hard to walk, tore tendons, nerves...

man, you're just a 'spring chicken', hope to see you post on your third 21st. be safe

Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgemnet. be safe

getting older is just one body part after another saying, "ha ha, you think that's bad? watch this." i always knew i was getting older, but i didn't think it would be this fast be safe

the fact that there is a highway to HELL and only a stairway to HEAVEN says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. be safe

NO, if she did i wouldn't be posting anything. i'd probable be at the military cemetery in fernley. be safe

my wife was in front of the tv watching an exercise program and going through all the different positions like those on tv, and i commented on what she was doing, and she got really angry with me. does your wife get upset when you say something about what she is doing? i told her the only way...

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i've always thought this was just a way to get rid of us 'old folks'. be safe

i am not a leader, my dogs wont even follow me. be safe

played golf with the wife yesterday. imho, that is just like an adult Easter egg hunt. be safe

thoughts and prayers for you and your family. be safe

that wasn't a joke. be safe

i was thinking i might wake up tomorrow and go running, i also might wake up and find i won the lottery, the odds are about the same. be safe

I always read my wife's horoscope to see what kind of day i'm going to have. she made me a coffee this morning and winked at me when she handed me the cup, i've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life. be safe

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones Are too busy to give...

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