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my wife mentioned that i have some gray hair, i told her that a little gray hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom. she really looked funny then. be safe

my wife told me that i need anger management, i replied, "no i don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off. be safe

always remember that 'no one is perfect, everyone's ass has a crack in it. be safe

my wife thinks I'm crazy! but i'm not the one that married me. be safe

when i was a kid i wanted to be older, but this is not what i expected. be safe

shortly after retiring from the Navy, a friend of mine in Florida where i lived, asked me why didn't i run for a position in the City/State politics. i explained to him that if i was running for some office, i wouldn't promise people anything, and if i was elected, that's exactly what they would...

in the early 60's i was stationed in the bay area after basic training, in this order.. nas alameda, hunters point naval shipyard on a tug boat, YTM 189?, treasure island for electronics school. back then California was called "the land of fruits and nuts", i guess that is still the same. be safe

my body is a temple, ancient and crumbling, probably cursed and haunted too. be safe

looking for a winner among 24 democrats running for president is like trying to find a tootsie roll in a septic tank! jmho be safe

never laugh at your wife's choices....you are one of them. be safe

i'm happy yo hear that, thats why i had to quit all together, that other person was putting i bind on my finances. be safe

for chemists alcohol is not a problem... it's a solution! be safe

there are a lot of people that will agree with you, i have yet to be called good. be safe my friend

I took my wife to a restaurant yesterday evening. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please.” He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?” "Nah, she can order for herself.” And that's when the fight started . . . be safe

this comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 years of experience, it has an undisputable mathematical logic. this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this. WHAT MAKES 100%? WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO GIVE MORE THAN 100%? ever wonder about those people who say they...

that sure makes me glad i'm not young now. if our country keeps on this path, my great-great grand kids will be cussing me for not using birth control. jmho be safe

One day, a road peddler stopped at Boudreaux's house on Bayou Terrebonne. He had pots, pans, combs, mirrors, spoons, etc. Marie called Boudreaux to come and see who was at the door. When he walked up and told the man 'hello', Marie went back in to take care of dinner. In the meantime...

i lost my father when i was 7, my mother remarried when i was 11. i really lucked out on that deal. sad because i lost my father, but the relationship i had with my stepfather i think was probably about the same as it would have been with my father. but deaths in my family usually happen between...