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quarantine what pets think about the quarantine? DOGS....he loves me so much he quit his job to be with me. CATS...i knew that idiot would get fired. be safe

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. “I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a...

https://1funny.com/chuck-mead-i-aint-been-nowhere/ be safe

Once upon a time, a perfect man met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. their life of course was perfect. One snowy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone on the side of the road in...

The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now...

"ONE IS NEVER TOO OLD TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW!" Manure.. An interesting fact. Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything for export had to be transported by ship. It was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was...

a neighbor asked me to go play golf with him. i told him that i have played golf several times with co-workers in Thailand and Korea. but by the way i play, my idea of golf is like an adult Easter egg hunt. be safe

went to the doctor the other day, he said my weight was great, i'm just about 9 inches too short. be safe

There were four college seniors taking microbiology and all of them had an 'A' average so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends in Butte and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they...

it normally closes from 6-30 to 10-01. i was told by a ranger that is due to the large number of people skiing, swimming, etc. you can call them and question it. be safe

fishing closed until 01 Oct. that hopefully means there will be a whole lot of big cutthroat ready and willing to hit anything you put in the water. just hope i can make the opener. be safe

God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh. He inquired, "Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhfi8nNB4-s never saw this one before, enjoy be safe

'little brown shack outback' be safe

wouldn't it be ironic if Popeyes chicken was cooked in Olive oil? be safe

no, this quarantine has serious effects on my body, i got on the scales today and it said, "one person at a time please! be safe

oscar brand music...'every inch a sailor', 'tell it to the marines', good patriotic music. be safe

if you want to save money at Christmas, now's the time to tell the kids that Santa didn't make it through the pandemic. be safe

who ever decided that a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic. jmho