math

[okie]

this comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 years of
experience, it has an undisputable mathematical logic.
this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this.

WHAT MAKES 100%?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO GIVE MORE THAN 100%?

ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
we have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%.
how about achieving 103%?
what makes up 100% in life?

here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

if ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

THEN:
HARD WORK 8+1+18+4+23+15+1+8+11= 98%
and
KNOWLEDGE 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
but
ATTITUDE 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
and
BULLSHIT 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
now look at
ASS KISSING 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=128%

so, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while HARD WORK
and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's the
BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
now you know why politicians are where they are!
be safe

 

[Lungpopper]

Thanks. Now I know what I need to work on.