Once upon a time, a perfect man met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
their life of course was perfect. One snowy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along
a winding road when they noticed someone on the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a large bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on
the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and all his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa had an accident.
QUSSTION... Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no
Santa Claus, and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
WOMEN STOP READING HERE, that's the end of the joke. men, continue reading.
So, if there is no perfect man, and no Santa Claus. the woman must have been driving, this explains
why there was an accident.
by the way, if you're a woman and still reading this illustrates another point....WOMEN NEVER LISTEN.
be safe
their life of course was perfect. One snowy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along
a winding road when they noticed someone on the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a large bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on
the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and all his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa had an accident.
QUSSTION... Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no
Santa Claus, and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
WOMEN STOP READING HERE, that's the end of the joke. men, continue reading.
So, if there is no perfect man, and no Santa Claus. the woman must have been driving, this explains
why there was an accident.
by the way, if you're a woman and still reading this illustrates another point....WOMEN NEVER LISTEN.
be safe
