social tips for rednecks

[okie]

1. never take beer to an interview.

2. always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

3. i's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

4. if you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.

5. even if you're certain you are included in the will, it's rude to
drive a U-HAUL to the funeral.
be safe

 

[THE_NEW_GUY]

1. I knew there was a reason why I didn't get that job.
2. I guess that's why my neighbors don't like me.
3. You mean I shouldn't take a cooler to church? Even the father drinks beer.
4. I vacuumed it because I don't use sheets.
5. Well how else am I supposed to get all my relatives belongings when they die.

I am what I am and I ain't no more. I wouldn't have it any other way American redneck all the way

Hold my beer I don't want to spill it