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make sure you're clean when you return home, learned this from experience. be safe

is that infantry or intel? be safe

there's two kinds of music, COUNTRY and WESTERN. be safe

just between me and you,i think it's because younger people dont seriously think about their responsibilities. if their life sucks, its always somebody else's fault. judging by the way i have made my life like it is, i didn't just 'go with the flow'. after high school, Didn't graduate, failed...

where were you in Germany? while i was in the Navy i was stationed in Todendorf, and as a civilian i was at Bad Ibling for 3 years. be safe

i told my wife, "i didn't call you stupid, but when i asked you to spell 'orange', and you asked me "the fruit or color?" it caught me off guard. be safe

i think the real reason this generation is so upset is because their music sucks. jmho be safe

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While in Philadelphia I heard that Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were to be guest preachers at a North Philadelphia church, so I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why; maybe it was because I was the only...

so far 2020 is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane. be safe

many years ago while working at a site overseas, we had a politician coming thru just for an orientation of what we were doing. when he entered our spaces, i put my left hand over my crotch and my right hand over my wallet. after they left the site, the site manager can and he was upset to say...

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"I'M HAVING A QUARANTINE PARTY AND NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED". be safe

my hometown was so small we didn't have a town drunk, so we all took turns. be safe

1. it's important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. it's important that a man makes you laugh. 3. it's important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. it's important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. it's important that these four men don't know...

Benefits of a good vocabulary! I recently called an old engineering buddy of mine and asked what he was working on these days. he replied that he was working on "aqua thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment." I was impressed until, upon further inquiry...