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I apologize for that post. I didn't hear about the pandemic in 1969, I was in the Navy stationed in the jungle of panama. i was at the time more concerned about the snakes and mosquitos. be safe

for the first time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the tv and not doing anything. let's not screw this up. be safe

beware of the pocs and hidden rocks that lie in wait ashore, what you catch there, no fisherman has ever caught at sea. be safe

I told her that, she said, "want in one hand and sh.t in the other and see which one fills up first." be safe

thoughts and prayers going out to all the men that have told their wives "i'll do that when I have time!" be safe

My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and...

you cant bullshit a bullshitter, its because of my military and civ retirements. be safe

you've got that backwards, it's me going crazy. don't eat that it's not good for you, drink water that coffee is not good for you." I explained to her that I did these things for many years before I met you and didn't have the problems I have gotten since I married you!" you are right, I talk...

haven't heard from or about Dave, Effren and Capt. haven't talked to hooks in a week or so, going to try to have lunch with him sometime next week and maybe discuss going to Frenchmans or stampede to fish. haven't been to either of them in over 10 years, but heard that last weekend Frenchmans...

NO, pyramid lake is closed, don't think they are going to re-open this season which ends June 30. it's definitely going to be a long miserable summer. be safe

AN IRISH CATHOLIC CONFESSION 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional...

https://biggeekdad.com/2013/11/mrs-browns-mischievous-call/

the neighbor said, "your wife said you never buy her flowers!" I told her that I didn't even know my wife sold flowers!" be safe

the 'original sack lunch'

What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then...

my cell phone is so full of information on this new virus that it don't vibrate anymore, it coughs. be safe

if breweries can produce sanitizers, why can't newspapers producers produce toilet paper? half of the stuff they print now is crap anyway. jmho okie

the world has turned upside down...kids are yelling at their parents to "stay inside and don't go out" be safe