Don't panic!!! CRISIS RESOLVED

[SteveHazard]

Is your local Costco out of those fluffy soft rolls of Charmin during this crappy crisis? I've got the solution for your Tushy.

 

[SDLIVIN]

Brilliant! I can finally get rid of that garden hose I have been using this whole time.

 

[GUNDOGLOVER]

What fingers and a bucket of water not good enough?

 

[SurfNHuntSD]

What fingers and a bucket of water not good enough?

Worked for me at a truck stop in rural Cambodia..