motorhead
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86yr old man shows up for his quarterly check up.
His Doctor asked him how He was feeling, and the 86yr old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better.
I now have a 20yr old Bride who is pregnant with my child...
"So what do you think of that Doc?
The Doctor considered his question for a minute.... and then began telling a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, He accidently picked up his walking stick instead of his gun.
As He neared a lake, He came across a very large male Beaver sitting at the waters edge.
He realized He had left his gun at home and so He couldn't shoot the Magnificent creature.
Out of habit He raised his stick and aimed at the animal as if it were His favorite rifle and went "Bang, Bang."
"Miraculously" two shots rang out and the Beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that? asked the Doctor.
The 86yr old said,
"logic would suggest that somebody else pumped a couple rounds in that Beaver."
The Doctor replied, "My point exactly."
His Doctor asked him how He was feeling, and the 86yr old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better.
I now have a 20yr old Bride who is pregnant with my child...
"So what do you think of that Doc?
The Doctor considered his question for a minute.... and then began telling a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, He accidently picked up his walking stick instead of his gun.
As He neared a lake, He came across a very large male Beaver sitting at the waters edge.
He realized He had left his gun at home and so He couldn't shoot the Magnificent creature.
Out of habit He raised his stick and aimed at the animal as if it were His favorite rifle and went "Bang, Bang."
"Miraculously" two shots rang out and the Beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that? asked the Doctor.
The 86yr old said,
"logic would suggest that somebody else pumped a couple rounds in that Beaver."
The Doctor replied, "My point exactly."
