My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be
done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed
(via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your
doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics, and because they're shutdown too.
Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.
If ants gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S
You’re welcome !
be safe
done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed
(via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your
doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics, and because they're shutdown too.
Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.
If ants gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S
You’re welcome !
be safe
