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sparks, nv. but i wish i lived in Khan Kean, Thailand. i was raised in muskogee, before i retired took my wife back there to visit my mom, we were there for a week, when we left she said "we are not going to live in Muskogee!!!" which proves all her tastes is in her mouth. be safe

i read an article somewhere that obama himself said that biden didnt have it. i think thats why he picked that lady to be his running mate. imho that will help him some, but i hope and pray that President Trump wins again, at least give us 4 more years of gains. be safe

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my friend is thinking about asking his ex-wife to re-marry him, but he's worried she'll think he is just after her for his money. be safe

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What...

I went to the doctor, worried about my wife's temper. The doctor asks, 'What's the problem?' I replied, 'Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.' The doctor said, 'I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting...

if we all started wearing masks with 'Trump 2020' on them, how long would it take experts to decide we don't need them anymore? just asking. be safe

great news, something we dont get a lot of now days. wishing her and the family the best of life. be safe

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didn't i meet you one time while fishing on pyramid lake? be safe

never heard that one. when i was a cook on a tug boat in san fran, i had the oportunity to go on am old diesel boat, i dont think i could handle a tour on one of them, the new nucs were a lot better but still kind of cramped. be safe

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and...

i was talking to my grandson about women. i told him that when you accumulate the understanding to know why a pizza is made round, to be put in a square box and eaten in triangles, then and only then you will be able to understand women. be safe

man, you are old! i haven't heard that in over 20 years. be safe

wishing all my friends, and you other people too, a very safe and happy 'POETS' day. i'm just sitting here wishing i was fishing. be safe

is anyone as bored as i am from sitting at home? be safe

not if you're married!!! be safe

the first five days after the weekend are the hardest. jmho be safe

A man takes his wife to get tested. two days later he gets a call from the lab. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your wife's test results were mixed with another patients. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease. man: "So, what am I supposed to do now?" Doctor: Take her...