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i've been thinking about living overseas somewhere, maybe Korea or Thailand. probably thailand, it's a lot cheaper than Korea. be safe

went on 1 Alaska cruise with my son about 12 years ago. we went on a salmon fishing trip while there. didn't even get a hit. the guide said, "thats the first trip he took that didn't catch a fish". i told him "thats ok, it was a nice boat ride anyway, and with my luck, i cant even catch a cold."...

dog, go on the panama canal cruise, i was stationed at Galeta Island for 3 years while in the navy. best 3 years of my 20 years job. probably not the same anymore, but i would like to go back and check it out just for old times sake. be safe

1 gal burgandy wine 1 cup gin 1 cup rum 1 cup brandy 1 cup sugar 1 can frozen orange juice 1 can frozen lime juice i'm pretty sure thats the receipe, i haven't made it in about 8 or 10 years. it tastes just like the sangria in Spain. be safe

there's more than one way to skin a cat, enjoy your Christmas with family and friends, be sure to say a prayer for me. be safe

this is the first year we are not going to Hawaii because of COVID-19. we usually don't go because we cant afford it. be safe

now, now, be nice and respectful, tell him to take an aeronautical intercourse at motivating pastry. be safe

had a colonoscopy done yesterday, i asked the doctor to write a note to my wife telling her my head was not up there. be safe

got some birdseed today for my feathered friends. i'll never forget the look on the cashiers face when i asked her, " how long will it take for the birds to grow after i plant them?"

two things to make your day better... 1. do not watch the news 2. stay off the bathroom scales i feel better already. be safe

when i retired from the Navy, we bought a house in Hendersonville, Tennessee. when we divorced i gave her the house, car and everything but my clothes. my son recently got married for the 3rd time. at his wedding dinner party, my present wife and ex sat and talked all the time we were there. my...

i asked my ex if she wanted to get married, her reply..."NO, you're just after your money." can't argue with that. be safe

i seem to remember that a long time ago, early 80's? coyotes was what they called the people who were bringing illegals across the southern border. but my memory is not that good anymore. does anyone else remember that time period? be safe

they say marriages are made in Heaven... but so is thunder and lightening. be safe

Not in jail, not in a mental hospital, not in a grave. I say i'm having a very good day. be safe

my wife asked me, "why don't you dust while i'm at work. i replied, you come from dust, you will return to dust. thats why i dont dust, it may be someone i know. be safe

the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. my wife asked me if she was fat, i replied, NO, you're just easy to see. be safe

i'm on two diets now. wasn't getting enough food on just one. be safe

1. never take beer to an interview. 2. always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. i's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. if you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. even if you're certain you are included in the will, it's rude to...

the older you get, the more you appreciate cancelled plans, early nights, thunderstorms and alcohol that is on sale. be safe