Human vs. Badger

LoL that is pretty funny

no way are my fingers getting near that things mouth!!!!
 
That guys a p****!! I would have tackled it! They don't even have to sharp of teeth ;)
I actually have held one by its legs about to get into it's den while my friend went and got a gun!
 
Randomshot said:
Taft don't do it the badger in the video weighs more than you do

He looked about 20-25 pounds (small). I'm 177 (fat). I have a 66" reach advantage, I would have KOed him.
 
Taft he would have chewed you a new a$$hole. Tall and lanky wont cut it on this one, that little guy is built for power. I think you'd be out gunned on this one. Of course a good cameraman and a little time on your part could prove me wrong.
 
Randomshot said:
Taft he would have chewed you a new a$$hole. Tall and lanky wont cut it on this one, that little guy is built for power. I think you'd be out gunned on this one. Of course a good cameraman and a little time on your part could prove me wrong.

I swear on everything I have that it happened. I wouldn't sit here and bullsh*t you about something that ACTUALLY happened.
I don't know why you guys think badgers are so cool... We have them everywhere down here.
 
TaftHunter said:
Randomshot said:
Taft he would have chewed you a new a$$hole. Tall and lanky wont cut it on this one, that little guy is built for power. I think you'd be out gunned on this one. Of course a good cameraman and a little time on your part could prove me wrong.

I swear on everything I have that it happened. I wouldn't sit here and bullsh*t you about something that ACTUALLY happened.
I don't know why you guys think badgers are so cool... We have them everywhere down here.

Badgers ARE badass Taft! Who are you kidding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
 
I love to hear that guy narrate the video of the badger vs Taft. I imagine it would go something like this.

"Look at this skinny guy, badger is going to eat his a$$, badger doesn't give a $hit, there he goes eating this skinny kid, bader is bad a$$, tough luck skinny kid."

Just let me know where to send the flowers Taft.
 
I'm thinking It's going to be a fair fight or at least entertaining. May even compete with the UFC for prime time, especially if they can get that guy to narrate .
 
Breacher said:
TaftHunter said:
Randomshot said:
Taft he would have chewed you a new a$$hole. Tall and lanky wont cut it on this one, that little guy is built for power. I think you'd be out gunned on this one. Of course a good cameraman and a little time on your part could prove me wrong.

I swear on everything I have that it happened. I wouldn't sit here and bullsh*t you about something that ACTUALLY happened.
I don't know why you guys think badgers are so cool... We have them everywhere down here.

Badgers ARE badass Taft! Who are you kidding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Badgers are a bunch of pussies. If theyre so "mean" why hasn't one tried to attack me yet? I've seen like 10 since August.. And like I said I got one out of its den before and I still have my face. You obviously don't know very much about badgers. Please show me the statistics on how many people have been attacked by them, I would love to see it.
 
Lungpopper said:
I'm thinking It's going to be a fair fight or at least entertaining. May even compete with the UFC for prime time, especially if they can get that guy to narrate .

Yeah maybe if it was my house cat against the badger. Still wouldn't be much of a challenge, the badger would probably tap out before anything happened.
 
Lungpopper said:
I'm thinking It's going to be a fair fight or at least entertaining. May even compete with the UFC for prime time, especially if they can get that guy to narrate .

Badger- Jose aldo
House cat- alister overeem
 
TaftHunter said:
Lungpopper said:
I'm thinking It's going to be a fair fight or at least entertaining. May even compete with the UFC for prime time, especially if they can get that guy to narrate .

Badger- Jose aldo
House cat- alister overeem

That's a huge house cat. I also will not be messing with that badger
 

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