COVID FREESTYLE : Over on a friends page, he'd made a witty "Hey Girl.." post with a COVID theme to it, so I came up with this gem:
Hey Girl, you know... I don't say very this often
But things being as they are,
with all these other girls in coffins...
I'd seen you from afar,
and noticed you ain't coughin'!
So let's take a walk and,
put on our Hazmat suits.
I got some full-riot gear...
So maybe we can loot?
A grocery store for some dinner,
Of course, over candlelight
Ya know, since the powers been off
I've noticed the stars shine really bright!
I don't know what it was about you,
that attracted me to you.
Perhaps its the fact that your skin ain't so pale nor blue?
(That and the fact that you're standin' upright too.)
Your not bleeding from your eyes!
Well that's a definite plus.
But before I let you in my dumpster,
I simply must...
insist on the act that we decontaminate you.
(I'm sure you understand right? Nothin' personal 'Boo.)
And Get This!
Later on?
We can even Brush Our Teeth!
Cause I scored Big-Time!... over on 186th street!
BTW for something fun to do, you can descend upon this blasphemous FB page!
https://www.facebook.com/Anti.Hunting.Memes/