Forced Mallard copulation in my back yard!

[msailor]

A few drakes were having their way with one hen in the back yard this afternoon. It was entertaining watching the wife freak out asking what are they doing and telling me to go out and stop them! I took a picture instead!

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[GUNDOGLOVER]

A few drakes were having their way with one hen in the back yard this afternoon. It was entertaining watching the wife freak out asking what are they doing and telling me to go out and stop them! I took a picture instead!

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I just have to ask, Do you two have any kids.

 

[HortoTheSlayer]

Did you tell her about their cork screw like "members" that make it so they latch on?

 

[msailor]

I just have to ask, Do you two have any kids.

Two girls in college


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[msailor]

Did you tell her about their cork screw like "members" that make it so they latch on?

Yep sure did!!


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[msailor]

I just have to ask, Do you two have any kids.

Wife is a city girl by the way


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[ilovesprig]

Spring is in the air...…..

 

[TheGDog]

HaHAA!!! "Go out and Stop Them!!" BUAAHAHAAA!

 

[HortoTheSlayer]

Yep sure did!!


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Oh the nightmares she'll have! lol

 

[TheGDog]

Oh my goodness... my sick mind... Now you go out and get a man-sized Mallard head mask. And you hurry up and adjourn to the boudoir before her... get in bed, put on the Mallard's head mask. Then when she enters the room you can EFF with her mind saying something like "I've been waiting for you, Clarice...!" HaHA!

 

[HATCHET1]

Gross!